When my son was about 4 he came to me and asked "What does improvise mean?" I was surprized he had even heard of the word, I guess he got it from
TV or something, anyway, I tried to explain it, and then to see if he understood I asked "If you wanted to do a painting, but didn't have a
paintbrush; now you have to improvise, what would you do?"
He thought for a moment, and then said "I would go wish upon a wishing star." 
Awww
Do you have cute thing kids say story, could be a niece or nephew story....?
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Posts: 664 (07/02/08 00:34:46) All Purpose Queen |
"I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me there."
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Posts: 1389 (07/02/08 02:28:19) Rabid |
When my nephew (who is now 11 and a great kid) was younger, he was a monster. He had gotten into trouble at school for something and when I asked him about
it, he said "Ah, Aunt Jen, it's just so hard to be good." Indeed it is.
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Posts: 945 (07/02/08 05:19:52) Anarchist |
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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Posts: 1351 (07/02/08 07:54:41) Anything but Amateur |
A little girl very obviously points at me in a bus, a year or four ago. She says, more like yells, "Grandma, grandma, look, that boy has freckles! I now
believe you that they're real."
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Posts: 7801 (07/02/08 10:50:40) Queen of the Zed |
Where did you get that picture of my Matthew?
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Posts: 946 (07/02/08 15:01:00) Anarchist |
alicedotcom wrote: He told me he sent them to everyone as Xmas cards last year
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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Posts: 2009 (07/02/08 16:05:58) Devil Doll |
My kid never says anything "cute" most of the stuff he says would be considered vulgar.
Recently we were having a conversation about growing up, he told me, " Mom, when my balls drop, I will be a man". A few weeks ago he went on a "side boob" rampage, it is all he could talk about. Every girl he saw he would point to her side boob. He even showed my mom his side boob and asked if she liked it. Yes, I realize now it is a bad idea to let my 4 year old watch Family Guy. It could be sweet...... |
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Posts: 1354 (07/03/08 06:03:13) Anything but Amateur |
Everybody loves side boob
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Posts: 666 (07/03/08 12:39:21) All Purpose Queen |
ah, yes, side boobs and giving the finger, aren't they just darlings....?
"I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me there."
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Posts: 667 (07/03/08 14:10:32) All Purpose Queen |
Time for a new avatar.
"I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me there."
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Posts: 589 (07/04/08 00:51:40) Obsessive |
My sixteen year old told me she was pregnant!! HAHAHAAA! Ain't she adoreable! She then threw her beer in my face and said she hated me... What an innocent
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Posts: 4885 (07/04/08 10:27:30) dreamer |
I was talking to my parents last night, and they told me a funny one. They had my nephew/their grandson with them in the supermarket; he'll be three in
September. Next to them in the aisle was a kid of about five, and he kept pointing to my nephew and saying to his mom "look at the little baby!".
When they got to the checkout, my nephew said "That boy was dumb. I'm not a baby."
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Posts: 7813 (07/04/08 13:05:30) Queen of the Zed |
Smart nephew! Sounds like a cutie.
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Posts: 4889 (07/04/08 18:12:39) dreamer |
Oh, he's a riot, I can hardly keep up.
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Posts: 7815 (07/05/08 07:14:16) Queen of the Zed |
My kids are only 19 mos apart. When they were really little, (my son barely old enough to walk and my daughter not even 3 yet), they came running out of the
other room into where I was, my son being pursued by my daughter.
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Posts: 7817 (07/05/08 13:53:32) Queen of the Zed |
Yesterday Lute was playing w/her 6-yr old cousin (and my niece). My niece explained to Lute that her barbie doll was "...good with fashion, because
she's a fascist".
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Posts: 670 (07/05/08 14:41:19) All Purpose Queen |
CannibalSadist666 wrote: Oh, teenage-hood, that's another matter all together.
"I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me there."
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Posts: 671 (07/05/08 14:48:12) All Purpose Queen |
Great stories Cayce and Denise!
Especially the one from just yesterday Denise, priceless!
"I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me there."
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