Good evening, San Diego. And everyone everywhere else, too. I'm Ron Burgundy, and here are the films I watched this week. Breaking news: The Evil
Dead is damned exciting! Stay tuned for more.
Burden of Dreams 7.5/10
Apparently this German fellow named Herzog made a movie, and someone else made a movie that was about him making the movie! What a bizarre concept.
Quite interesting, though. Herzog acts like a crazy person!
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang 9/10
I'd seen this one before. What fun! That Robert Downey seems like a great guy. I'd drink Scotch with him any time! Wait.....huh? He's a what?
What's an "alcoholic"?
The Prestige 10/10
Wow, so much magic, so little time! Seen this one before, too. Did you know that magic was invented by the Democratic Party in the early 1930s? Just a
little piece of history for you. You can look it up.
The Evil Dead 9/10
Ohhh, these dead are so evil! Why won't they stay dead, WHY GOD WHY?
The Evil Dead II 8/10
Wow......they just keep coming back. Persistent little buggers, aren't they?
Army of Darkness 9/10
Finally our hero Ash can be rid of these awful creatures that are always after him. Really, for this newscaster's money, there's nothing more
entertaining than an army of skeletons getting blown to smithereens.
Well, what movies did you watch? They better be interesting, otherwise I'm going to go talk to someone else. Like that girl standing over there. See the
one I'm talking about? No, the other one. Oh, I'm just kidding. I'll talk to you about your little movies. Would you like to see my Newscaster
of the Year awards?






